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New Proof of Area 52 on Moonworld? by Phalanx

Moonworld

Moonworld, Lynchpin System - Dr. Stevea Hawken [Hm], a self-described USOlogist, has told FNN that he has new proof that the United Planetary Federation government is covering up the fact that they have a secret research facility on Moonworld called Area 52.

When asked what is a USOlogist, Dr. Hawken stated "I am an expert in the field that studies Unidentified Sathar Objects. And through my USOlogist contacts, I came across my new proof. An ex-spacefleet officer, whose name shall remain anonymous for now to protect his identity, worked at Area 52 on Moonworld. He confirmed to me under hypnosis that not only does the government have a base called Area 52 on Moonworld, but it contains live Sathar specimens from a crashed scout vehicle that was recovered on Laco."

This reporter asked to review this new evidence, and he was told by Dr. Hawken that all of his evidence will be released at the proper time.

When asked, Spacefleet had no comment on this story. Spacefleet's offical position is that it got out of the USO business when it closed down Project Brown Book.