Holovids Now PlayingTree by YazinOn the forest planet of Yast a young Yazirian is being trained to one day take over his clan, The Clan Arestedies. Unfortunatly, the evil life enemy of his clan, the Clan Horkonins, have struck and crushed his clan and killed his father. His mother and he escape in the forest which extends about the equator regions, and is known to be uninhabitable. There they meet the wild Yazirians of the region who somehow survive and can even ride the great Kricks who reside there. In order to be accepted into their culture they must teach these wild Yazirians the wielding way, with the Khad'dan of course. Can this young warrior (Moi' Gib) take back his rightful place and gain control of the council in the great hall?Frontier's Funniest Home Holovids by ThrullThis is a show where we get to see homemade, humorous tri-vids of various races getting racked on their reproductive organs by thier hyper kids at birthday parties, little league practice, etc. All accompanied by appropriate "boinks" "bonks" and other zany sound effects.Shang Hi Kelly's by JeffA young vrusk has to deal with day-to-day life in a restuarant / mini-mart. His girlfriend sucks 37 genitalia and his ex-wife had sex with a yazirian! He has to deal with his buddy from the TRI VID store across the way and drug dealers from the Hole In The Wall.Dralasites In Black by DralA highly secret government organization that hunts down illegal and dangerous aliens that normal citizens don't know exist. Not only do they carry big guns, but they've got cool sunglasses, too.The H-Files by ThrullAre the Humma's responsible for all the alien sighting reports? Watch Spulder and Mulling find out."So what you're trying to tell me, Spulder, is that this group of... what? cult-like fanatics? is still playing some sort of reality bending game from the early 80's?!?!" "Yes, it appears that way. But there is no way they could have got their hands on stuff as rare as that. Someone else, much higher up, must be involved..." "I thought that kind of stuff went out with spandex and swatch watches..." |
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